Hello and welcome to the very first publishing of The Extasian Times. “What is The Extasian Times?” I can hear you asking now. Put simply, this is the one and only source for all breaking news in the country of Extasis. “What’s Extasis?” you ask. Well you’re full of questions today, but that’s no problem at all. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it’s also the mother of invention. Feel free to make yourself comfortable, grab a cup of tea, or coffee, or whatever you’d prefer and I’ll shed some light on this shining country of ours.
Comfortable? Good! Let me begin by saying I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of Extasis. I’d be more surprised if you did know about it since it’s approximately 224 light-years away from your “Earth”. Right now you’re on a planet we call Domaius. Currently we’re the best civilization on all of Domaius. We’re the wealthiest, the most educated, and the happiest. I suppose I should mention we’re also the only civilization on Domaius. I mean, there used to be that horrid place known as Elisi, or the Dark Continent as we called it. They’re all gone now though. No natives in sight that’s for sure. Nasty business, at least that’s what I hear. That was long in the past at least. Nothing that atrocious happens anymore .
Elisi isn’t completely unpopulated now however. Sometimes we send our prisoners there, can’t have them mucking up our perfect society after all. It’s really for the best I’m sure, even though they probably don’t live that long. Too many monsters on that godforsaken land for anyone to survive long, that’s certain. But enough about that terrible land! You came here to learn about Extasis, so that’s what we’re going to do…though we’ll probably save that for another day. After all, it’s getting late here and ALPHA (the Agents of Law, Peace, and Homeland Assurance for you outlanders) has been getting more strict with curfews each day what with Exoneration Day approaching and everything else going on. Yes, we’ll pick this conversation up later.
Until next time this is Silvith Regas signing off.